Some of my ideologies….

Wanted to share this …. It really reflects my way of thinking in life :

• If you’re too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.
• I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
•  I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
•  Never try to drown your troubles… Especially if he can swim.
• Smile, it makes people wonder what you’re thinking.
• Don’t be so open-minded your brains fall out..
• By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he’s usually wrong.
• Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn’t have.
• Marriages are made in heaven. But again, so are thunder and lightning.
• There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
• An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
• When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
• They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.

And the gem:

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.