Wanted to share this …. It really reflects my way of thinking in life :
- If you’re too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.
- I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
- I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
- Never try to drown your troubles… Especially if he can swim.
- Smile, it makes people wonder what you’re thinking.
- Don’t be so open-minded your brains fall out..
- By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he’s usually wrong.
- Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn’t have.
- Marriages are made in heaven. But again, so are thunder and lightning.
- There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
- An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
- When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
- They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.
And the gem:
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.